Not to brag, but there ARE a few things I'm an expert on.
I'll keep the list short for two reasons.
First, I don't want to seem cocky.
The list is just short.
Here they are:
Why do you think my pancakes are officially named
"Lu's World Famous Pancakes"?
It's not because they're not good, I'll tell you that Mister.
And the fact that I actually made up the name myself
So don't challenge me to a pancake throwdown.
You'll regret it.
2) Making up words for things I can't think of the name for.
All from me.
And rumor has it that my famous
and most frequently quoted "hooie-hoo" is just
I tell you This Close,
to making Webster's.
hooie-hoo: (noun) - a general term describing the object you can't think of the name for
(i.e.) Where is that darn hooie-hoo I just had on my desk?
Let me tell you,
You wont find anyone else with as much
and I daresay finesse
in the sweating department.
And I ask you kindly,
if you are under the impresssion
that I am
stop reading now.
But for the rest of you,
Here are the facts.
(The Chief loves it when I Stick to the Facts)
Frequently and copiously.
It's not an underarm problem,
it's my upper lip
It's really hard to look cool, calm, and collected
lip is dripping
and your socks are soaked.
I'm so sorry if this offends some of you.
It's just that I like to stay seasonal with my topics here on Mudpuddle.
And for me it's sweating season.
And although I don't sweat when I'm nervous,
(I actually yawn when I'm nervous - which is really inconvenient during important things like
my own wedding...)
But I do sweat when I'm hot.
And man is it hot.
So if you need any advice on the above topics,
just give me a shout.
I'm your go-to girl.