and this is The Weege.
I thought I'd share a little about my weekend.
It was The Labor Day Holiday, you know.
And since I'm a hard-working,
kind of guy
it's only right
that I should get a little R&R.
So we go to the farm.
And I get to spend a lot of quality time in The Mule.
(Notice my new bling, people.)
And I had some outstanding opportunities
for rolling in stuff.
There was this excellent find,
and then you just can't beat
the stuff that washes up dead around the lake
Fine, I'm telling you.
The stuff washes up,
then bakes in the sun for a while,
and the perfume is just intensified.
It's a sensory delight I tell you.
and to keep my muscles toned
This is kind of my new favorite picture of myself.
I like the light.
And I just look
don't you think?
They're putty in my hands, though.
Seriously, do you see the fear and respect on this
little Bull's face?
Fear I tell you.
There was one let's say "visually disturbing" incident
and one of the White Longhorns.
But whatever you may hear otherwise,
I DID NOT run from that cow and hide under the Mule.
It was an evasive move.
I have to throw them off.
A little duck and run kind of thing.
You've got to let them at least feel like they're in the game.
I mean seriously,
there is some pretty elaborate and highly complex "technique"
involved in cattle herding
and I don't want to sound arrogant,
but if you're not a Herding Master
you just wouldn't get it.
Under the heading of
"Other Farm Happenings"...
We caught these nasty guys on the trail camera.
Can you say U-gly?
It just honestly kind of gives me
to know that these things are
Let me tell you,
my Brothers and Sisters
absolutely nothing reflective or contemplative about that
I'm just glad that they generally keep to their malodorous and elusive selves...
And now under the Heading
"Someone Really Needs to SERIOUSLY Look Into this!!!!"
The scuttlebut is
a MOUNTAIN LION,
I daresay PANTHER!!!!!!
Whatever the HECK you want to call the
OVERSIZED, LONG-FANGED, PREDATORY CAT
Was spotted not too far from the farm,
carrying a FAWN away in it's mouth!!!!
Is anyone else out there concerned about this turn of events?????
Let me tell you
how very unpleasant
it is to overhear
boiled down to...
How very MUCH these things like to prey on...
I can hardly say it...
if any of you could
a SHOUT OUT
about how you're extremely
concerned for my safety,
and how they might want to take some EXTRA SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
on my account,
I'd really, really, really be