It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
and you have their shoes.