I wanted to sit myself down here and get something written lest I allow myself to be once again inexplicably drawn into watching another football game on TV which has no absolutely no meaning or concern to me. I've decided that it's just wrong to continue to pretend to watch when as soon as I look away I can't remember who is winning, or who is playing, or basically who I am.
That's what you call a big waste of time people. Time that could best be used to do something important like Google hair products or wrinkle creams or the correct spelling of words that concern me like deterrent (or is it deterrant?) Or are there 2 t's and just one r? I can't even bear to think about occasion.
See. Critical things.
I have just a few things I want to share (none of which are important or earth-shattering). Or even mildly interesting.
I pre-apologize to the large percentage of you who will likely die from boredom before you reach the end of the post.
1. I bit into an artichoke heart today that changed my life in a bad way. I don't think it was spoiled, but it definitely did a number on my mind as well as my taste buds. It was all I could do not to jump up from the table, run home, crank up the power washer, and use it on my tongue. Have you ever bitten into anything that was just so wrong that you were sure you could never remove it's memory from your mouth? I eventually decided to forego the whole power washer plan, but it's comforting to know that it's sitting out in the garage if I need it.
2. Yesterday I gave Weegie a bath. This almost put me in a back brace. Today we got home from church to find that the little prankster had decided to roll in things unmentionable while we were gone. Horrible things. Things that are traditionally only rolled in at the farm. The second bathing necessitated Aleve.
Me, not him.
3. What is up with Greek yogurt? My HEB reorganized their dairy section to now accommodate an entire aisle of yogurt, 75% of which is Greek. Now I am a fan of the Greek yogurt, but by golly, I believe we have reached the saturation point. Please tell me you agree.
Let's give some other countries a chance.
Like I said. Nothing you needed to know.
Except this: Have a great day.